Veruca Salt songEdit
Veruca Salt the little brute has just gone down the garbage chute and she will meet as she decends her rather diffrent set of friend her rather diffrent set of friends her rather diffrent set of friends her rather diffrent set of friend a fish head for example cut this morning from a halibut an oyster from an oyster stew a steak that no one else would chew and lots of other things as well each with a rather horrid smell horrid smell these are veruca's new found friends these are veruca's new found friends who went and spoiled her ? who indeed ? who pandered to her every need ? who turned her into such a brat ? who are the culprits who did that ? the guilty ones now this is sad are her dear old mom and loving dad .
Augustus Gloop songEdit
augustus gloop augustus gloop the big greedy nincompoop augustus gloop so big and vile so greedy foul and infantile come on we cried the time is ripe to send him shooting up the pipe but don't dear children be alarmed augustus gloop will not be harmed augustus gloop will not be harmed althought of course we must admit he will be altered quite a bit slowly wheels go round and round and clogs begin to grind and pound we boil him for a minute more until we are absolutely sure then he comes and now by grace a miracle has taken place this greedy brute this louseis ear is loved by people everywhere for who could hate or bear a grudge against a luscious bit of fudge